I’m partial to the occasional video mashup… a lot of ones I’ve seen are pretty lame but this one is good. It’s from that Mel Gibson film where his son is kidnapped, can’t remember the name. This one’s by Swede Mason.
An Austrian EducationBlog, Random, Schwarzenegger, Videos/Film
For those of you unfamiliar with the fine work of Arnold Schwarzenegger, I have attached a video of the ‘160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes’. When I first saw this compilation a while back I nearly passed out. 10 minutes of pure heaven.
Sir, Can I Ask You A Question?Blog, Education, Random
I’ve just started work at a new school and in order for the pupils get to know me, I let them ask five questions about me at the beginning of their first lesson. I recommend doing this when you start work at a new school providing you have a good sense of humour and don’t mind potential personal questions being asked. Thought I’d quickly post some of the questions they asked me just for a bit of fun…
An Appeal on Behalf of AudreyBlog, Random
This isn’t music related but quite important. The video below explains everything you need to know. Any advice would be greatly appreciated too. P.S. Audrey is a plant 😉
Trolley RageBlog, Random
We’ve all been there… Casually walking around in your place of work, a trolley gets in the way, you kick it… then it gets it’s revenge by murdering you…
Smashing GuitarsBlog, Random
I frequently suffer from episodes of manic boredom. Tonight wasn’t so bad but I still found myself trawling through a USB stick with many files with names I barely understood or remembered. One such file was an MP3 I recorded a few months ago of a guitar being destroyed. I suddenly remembered I had the accompanying photo on my mobile phone. You lucky people! You’re about to hear the noise of an acoustic guitar being smashed to a thousand pieces!
When Pop kills MetallicaBlog, Internet, Random
I was listening to Katherine Jenkin’s last album at about 2am last night. I’d heard she’d covered Evanescence’s ‘Bring Me to Life’ and I wanted to know if she killed it or not. To be honest, it wasn’t really killed it just sounded like the original with the band taken away. It’s a risky business trying to cover another track, particularly if it’s music from the last 10 years or incredibly well known. Some artists pull it off by completely changing the vibe and style of the track. Check out James Morrison’s cover of ‘Man in the Mirror’. On paper, it sounds like a vasectomy; in reality, it’s actually quite good and quite clever.
It’s no secret but my favourite band is Metallica. Listened to them for years and I know their music well. Today I had a browse around YouTube (always dangerous) for any covers of Metallica songs. There were some good ones from Disturbed and Nickelback (I know, I was shocked too), but they are just bands covering other bands. So, what happens when clueless record company execs try to be clever and force their talent show winners and social rejects to perform songs which quite frankly, they’ve probably never heard of?
I bring you the three of the most appalling pop covers of Metallica ever heard…
#3 – Avril Lavigne – Fuel
There are going to be some people who’ll moan and say that Avril Lavigne isn’t pop. She’s pop. When her lyrics are about boys, she sings out of tune (chorus of the song ‘Alice’) and she’s from the wrong half of North America (the Bryan Adams half), she’s pop. So here we have her cover of the song ‘Fuel’ performed at the MTV Icon award show. I love the way they’ve tuned the whole thing up a few keys so her emo neck doesn’t explode…
#2 – Aliqua – Nothing Else Matters
Whilst this lot can clearly sing, the instrumental arrangement makes the intro sound like music from Titanic. I’m afraid it’s a sinking ship from start to finish (oh ha ha). I’m sure I’ve seen these girls at the jewellery counter at John Lewis…
Aliqua Kills Nothing Else Matters
#1 – Stefanie Heinzmann – The Unforgiven
Hold me back! Hold me back! This cover version of the 1991 song ‘The Unforgiven’ is surely the most excruciating piece of musical sadomasochism ever recorded. The video has everything. Neon lights, ugly kids and the Man from Del Monte all around a wooden chair which presumably is their tribute to the original music video. Great. I would say I’m surprised that this was allowed to happen, but then I remember that Lars is in the band and probably thought this was ‘really cool’.
All I can say, is that it’s a pity their instruments weren’t plugged in on the second verse at 1:40. Have a listen and get ready for therapy.
Hello and welcome to Matt Keil.com
I’ve finally dragged my website into the 21st century by turning it into a blog, but you can still find out information about my work by using the links above.
I’ll probably be posting on the various musical occurrences that happen on my journey (attempt) at becoming a world-famous musician. Watch this space, it could get messy…